Aliens are Not Welcome Here on Earth

Alien Alert. This sign on the barn kind of assumes that aliens can read English. And then of course, it assumes they would comply with a message written in big white paint. Maybe you should have drawn a big gun to frighten them as well.

For Real Child Bear Sale in India

Child Bear Store. Im not so sure that they are actually selling bears at this store. Let alone, young child bears. I think it should be Chilled Beer. Which is a little odd. I thought Indians didnt drink? Maybe its for the tourists, which is why it is in English...well, sort of.

Funny Trailer Photos Just Divorced Available

Im just divorced and available. I just need a place to store all of my belongings which are in this trailer.

Funny Women Bathroom Urinal Signs

If you had a nervous disposition at the urninal already, then these women arent going to help.But if you are comfortable with your size, you can laugh right back at these women. Pity they couldnt be advertising something at the same time.

Funny Beggar Signs Ninjas Killed Family

It must be the affluence 21st Century, because beggars are getting a whole lot smarter in trying to get money. This one claims that Ninjas killed his family and he needs kung fu lessons. Well, its a clever strategy thats worth a second look. I might even give him some cash for such a fine effort.

Funny Homeless Jedi Photo

Yes, star wars is over and plenty of jedi are now homeless. Poor jedis, spare them a dime if you can. Clever marketing strategy by this guy, and great outfit.

Warning Sign for Tall People

Im thinking they probably mean oversized cars or trucks should go through here. But the advice would still apply to giants. At least they can duck.

Very Funny Snowmen for Sale Sign

I love how some people have such a keen sense of humor. Unassembled snowmen! Very clever. And a lot of work has gone into this sign too. Cool picture of a snowman. I give them 10 out of 10 for originality!

Really Strange Funny Parking Sign

Im thinking that this "Park wherever you like" sign is not actually official. I think the person who did the graffiti doesnt really like parking inspectors. Who does? Must be a terrible job.

Anyway, thats all just speculation - park where you want - the sign says so.

Taking Condom Instructions Street Sign

Not only did i not expect to see a sign on the street about how to use condoms, i really wasnt thinking that someone would stand in front of it, and write down the instructions. I hope this is a joke. Anyway, why isnt the guy taking notes?

Time for a New Yogurt Sign

It is a pity that when the sign failed it left these two words still alight. For the record, i think the sign is Babcock Frozen Yogurt, not Cock Yogurt. Unfortunate really.

New China Buffet Kittens

This is a truly unfortunate sign. Maybe there is a pet store next to the chinese restaurant.

Drunk Drivers Parking Place

What a really clever ad. At least im assuming its an ad. Remember, dont drink and drive - or this tree could have your name written all over it. Seriously.

Funny No Pole Dancing

Is pole dancing on public transpor really a problem that they need to fit a sign? Maybe it is. I need to get out more.

Garage Doors Dont Block

I do like this one. Strict sign, with a clever punchline. Dont take us too seriously.

Drop Your Pants Here

Perhaps this was designed or perhaps it was a mistake. Either way, its pretty amusing. Its good that some people have a sense of humor. Some people.

Funny Car Bike Jetty Sign

Can cars swim? Im thinking some genius has put up the sign in the wrong place. The real question will be, will anyone follow this advice?

Belt the Kids in the Car

Just a poor choice of language here im afraid. I think they mean you should wear a seatbelt in your car. At least i really hope thats what they mean.

Use the Footpath

I love conflicting signs - poor cyclists, nowhere to go.

Dont Laugh at the Natives

Good advice, dont laugh - they may turn nasty. Keep a straight face ok?