Use the Footpath

I love conflicting signs - poor cyclists, nowhere to go.

No Nudies Here

Ok, i understand the other instructions, but is there really a problem in false creek with "nudies"? Perhaps there is...

No Sliding Here

I must be living in another world. I have no idea what sliding is, or why i would be doing it with cardboard.

One Way Sign

Ok, its a one way sign, in fact its two one way signs - which way would you like to go? "But Officer, i was only going one way"

Warning - Private Parking

Wow, that's some warning sign. I guess its probably best that you dont park your car here. Or, if you do, get yourself some damn good car insurance. Funny guys.

Greed Cameras

A nice little amendment to this sign. Someone telling it like it is - it aint no speed camera.

No Parking in the 25th Hour

This sign only applies to those who work outside the 24 hour, 7 day a week period.

Fence Lubricant

Umm, why does this fence need lubricant - and why is it such a hazard? Clever sign though.

If Only Dogs Could Read

Then again, maybe dogs can read. Woof.

Problems at the Bus Stop

It sort of goes without saying doesnt it? No guns, no shooting at the bus stop. Some people i suppose just need to be reminded.

Watch Your Children

But what would the circus do with them? Clowns perhaps?

Indian Gossip

So are they saying that Indian wives can't gossip only while their husband's are driving? Out of the car, it can start again apparently.

Beware of Cows Eating Cars

Of all the dangers in life, this is one of the greatest. Keep your car away from a hungry cow.

Dont Read this Sign

Please don't read this sign. I'm not sure what the penalty will be if you do read it. Perhaps the penalty is on another sign.

Well done to the courageous person who took the photo. Oh, and keep an eye on your children.

Stop Screaming and Go to Church

What if you were to shout "oh Lord?" - would that make a difference? Probably not.

I thought Google Knew Everything

Apparently Not. Head to Church.

Escaping Inmates

Maybe its cheaper to put up a sign, rather than hiring prison guards to stop the inmates escaping. Question though, if they are out, can we still call them inmates?

Bleeding Obvious Sign

I want the job that comes up with these really great signs.

A Style Sign

The person that designed this sign has one fantastic sense of humor. Or was this the owner's intention?

Green sign to nowhere

Heaven knows what this sign means. Ive got no idea - and im really really smart. Actually, not really.