New Unit for Firemen - Bikes

In some places - this is the only fire appliance that they have. There aint no trucks, its just a bike with a couple of extinguishers and a hose. I hope the fire isnt too far away.

Escape Key Escaping Keyboard

The escape key is probanly getting sick of never being pressed. I mean, seriously, who uses the escape key anymore? Maybe it has a use and i dont know of it.

Donkey Ass Plate Licence

Did you ever think that a donkey would need a licence plate? The world just keeps getting more and more regulated. Poor ass!

Large Person Doing the Splits

I am very impressed with this woman doing the splits. Wow. I hope she didnt fall like that. No, i think this was designed. Way to go lady, you have some stretch.

New Dentist Needed

Um, yes, i probably wouldnt be baring my teeth if my mouth looked like this. They both need new dentists. But, i will be fair, they dont look so well off - and dentistry is a big problem in impoverished communities. There, you see i can be reasonable.

New Back to the Future Movie

Well, maybe not quite. The time travelling days of this delorean are long past i think. Funny how such a space age way out car in its day could be lying rusting in the yard, full of leaves. Where are the Doc and Marty to take this one back in time and spruce it up?

Cop Asleep on the Job

This one is probably a little unfair. Im sure the cop has had a hard day and is just catching a quick snooze. Leave her alone.

The Dog's Christmas Present

Ok, so who thought this was a good idea to take a photo of the dog laying his own Christmas present under the tree? Whoever it was, thanks. No often you get a shot like this.

Your Own Child Bag

I think the bag says, "Reach out to Children with Autism." Thats a good cause. And its a clever bag.

Huge Football Bike in the Snow

Yes, the bike wheels here appear to be made iof footballs. I can for the life of me work out why. Crazy invention.

Badman Condoms for Sale

Should we really trust a condom called badman? And what clever advertising executive thought it would be a good idea to have a smiling middle aged guy on the packet? Hardly inspiring stuff.

New Garage Car Cover

So, they decided to build a garage around the car. Ever heard of a canvas car cover? Hmmm.

Golden Gate Bridge Bike

What an amazing looking bike of the Golden Gate. I really do admire the clever people who come up with these inventions. I wonder how the bike handles?

Brand New Lexus Bike for Christmas

Maybe its for Christmas - maybe its for a birthday. Well, if you got one of these, would you say you got a Lexus as a gift? I hope yours doesnt have training wheels like this one.

The Boat House Homes

This gives whole new meaning to the phrase boathouse doesnt it? These are permanent fixyures - i cant seen any water anywhere. Probably a good thing, as they may just float away when you are asleep or not looking.

Simple Christmas Lights Tips & Advice

Im thinking that the Christmas Lights werent packed up so well last year. Always happens, they somehow manage to tangle up by themselves. Putting that aside, the above picture is not a solution to the problem. I can only guess that the above display was done by a man. Go on, get into the spirit of Christmas by untangling the lights.

Stay With the Car - Good Dog

Not quite sure why the car has been parcked in such an awkward way. But why have they decided to tie up the dog to it? There are a whole lot of things wrong with this photo.

Back or Front of Head Tattoo

Well, if you are losing some hair on your head, maybe consider getting a tattoo like this guy. I think he may be a teacher, i was always told that teachers had eyes in the back of their head.

Angry Polar Bear and Child

Im amazed that the polar bear is so angry amd launching itself at the glass, but the child doesnt seem at all bothered.

Tin Foil Car Cover

There was some serious work that went into doing this. And a lot of foil. Im thinking a practical joke.